Monday, November 29, 2004

half a mill for bail, cos i'm african.....

holler at your butler!

it's been almost 3 weeks since i last dropped in a comment so i thought id better get to it. had a crazy last wee while. what might prove to be the busiest 2 weeks of the year uni-wise (until project deadlines!) and a weekend in barcelona with the lady in the middle of it all.

anyway, barcelona was offthehinges. well worth a look at this time of the year. when you're an obese ginger mess like me, it's a good idea to keep holidays away from the hottest points and we did grand this time. comfortable temperatures, a tip to the noucamp to see barca beat real 3-0, a beautiful hotel and all the while, spending time with my special lady. these are the moments i'll remember when i'm lying in a pool of my own blood in some kind of heroin induced mental-purgatory on the floor of the four-seasons presidential suite, surrounded by hookers after my solo tour has sold out worldwide.

apart from that, it's been business as usual. overworked at the cinema but got the shifts cut to 12hours a week at last. struggling to find the time to apply for jobs but about to get into that just now and still buying heaps of shite i don't need on ebay. bring the rukkus!

anway, like a fool i went and stayed too long, now like a fool i'm wondering if your love's still strong, ooh baby, here i am - signed, sealed, delivered, i'm yours.

peace out.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

i'm always ready, i won't let you out of my sight

right. when you next go for a shower, don't forget to take your clothes off otherwise they'll get fuckin' soaked and you'll not get clean properly. that would be seriously shit.

it's been a busy past wee while for me but there's not really been anything worth mentioning in here so i'll pass it by. apart from the radio show which was the rawest form of shit last week but somewhat more kickass this week. if you're out there and have time to spend on a monday evening, it's 8-9BST on pretty much just an hour of banter and will smith tunes but what the fuck else would you want on a monday night. gary glitter records? i don't fuckin' think so.

anyway, on we go with this week. got the quiz tonight so i'll go and write that now. it was a lot quieter last week and this week is the old firm match so i cant see it being heaving*.

keep it ghetto and remember that if you're trying to study in the library and darth vader comes and sits next to you and starts doing that fuckin' breathing thing with the tubes, just tell one of the security guards. it's their problem. don't try to be a hero!


* see also colleen's bosom

Monday, November 01, 2004

Spoonie, live in Tokyo 1979...

it was a busy week last week. not expected to be, but that's how these things go! today's supposed to be my day off but i've got a meeting from 11-1, another 1-2, a third from 3-4 and a re-scheduled lecture from 4-5, then the beginning of my radio show (off the hinges with Spoonie and Troutfish) tonight from 8-9 at

as well as that, i had to be in the lab early to borrow a book and read up on Java and XML in advance of a meeting later today. admittedly, if i hadn't agreed to host a lecture on a subject i know nothing about, this wouldn't have happened, but that's what happens when you're a fat ginger loud-mouthed wank!

work is building up for uni and when you get shite like a "professional issues" essay which doesn't even seem to be assessed, then it makes you want to do someone harm. nonetheless, one must do one's best.

in other news, went out in town last night and never txted to say that she was home safe. i'll let you know if she made it home alive soon.

and remember, if things are going bad, just think to yourself 'at least i wasn't standing admiring the scenery in nagasaki town centre at 11:02 am, on august 9, 1945.

peace out.